no offense but my favorite hobby is staying hydrated and beautiful
White people who stay in their lane tend to age well
Jennifer Aniston (45)
Paul Rudd (45)
all white people who are stayin in their lane and ain’t crackin
Hey kids, as we approach Halloween I just wanted you guys to be careful and say DON’T FUCK WITH SPIRITS. Don’t mess with Ouija Boards, don’t talk to no dead people, don’t fuck with demons, don’t summon shit, don’t dick around in abandoned buildings. If you are considering a thing, just think, “would a white person in a horror movie do this thing?” If the answer is yes, then don’t do the thing.
I’m not used to being loved. I wouldn’t know what to do.
remember when Kesha had an entire blog just dedicate to putting beards in her mouth
when will your fave
"Losing your virginity" will henceforth be called "your sexual debut".
Because you’re not fucking losing anything.
THERE IS SUCH A FUCKING PROBLEM WITH THE EDUCATION SYSTEM WHEN STUDENTS ARE IN TEARS EVERY SINGLE NIGHT AND WAKE UP EVERY SINGLE MORNING WANTING TO THROW UP AT THE THOUGHT OF GETTING OUT OF BED WHILE THINKING THAT THEY’D RATHER BE DEAD THAN GO TO SCHOOL
eleven thousand people can relate to this post. that’s not okay.
- Person: Scale of 1-10 how dramatic are you?
- Me: Phantom of the Opera overture