- theo: that's not a duck, dumbass!
- pippin: i came out to have a good time and i'm honestly feeling so attacked right now
Reasons why The Heathers is a great movie
- It inspired a kick ass musical
- It’s one of the few black comedies that focuses equally on each part which is really interesting
- Every single character is complex
- The score.
- IT HAS A YOUNG MR. MOSEBY
- LIKE REALLY
- PHIL LEWIS BACK IN 1989
- BEFORE HE WAS MR. MOSEBY
How to finger a girl
1. Use your tongue
'romeo and juliet but with gnomes instead of people with music by elton john' isnt a movie that you'd think exists but it does
"Don’t take a nude pic if you’re a famous woman and don’t want it leaked."
"Don’t wear a hoodie if you don’t want to be mistaken for a criminal and shot."
"Don’t get drunk at a party if you don’t want to be sexually assaulted."
"Don’t argue with a cop if you don’t want to get killed."
"Don’t walk home by yourself if you don’t want to get raped."
Victim blaming 101: Everyone should live in fear from ever doing anything.